Pwned – God of the Machine
Mar 232004
 

Dear 66.65.2.105:

d00d. Do not run kiddie scripts that generate buffer overflows against my web server. They will avail you nothing but a 414. This is especially unwise if you happen to subscribe to the same cable company, in the same area, as I do, because then I will inform them, and they will find out who you are. And when Mommy hears from Time-Warner, as she shortly will, she will ground you for a month and take your Internet away.

Sincerely,

  2 Responses to “Pwned”

  1. Whoah. Harsh.

  2. I’m gonna run a kiddie script if I don’t see some new God of the Machine content soon!

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