Oct 162002

Idiot with blue hairYou know those idiots you see waiting in long lines to get into Star Wars movies and rock concerts and sporting events? Well maybe you don’t, but I do! My friend Michael Krantz, an occasional God of the Machine guest commentator, was first in line for Giants World Series tickets.

Nice work. Nice hair too.

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  1. I’m hoping the controversy and the blue hair will catch a cameraman’s eye and up my "Q" rating even further next week. Look for the flash of blue in the Upper Deck behind home plate on Tuesday and along left field on Wednesday, and out in the bleachers on Thursday.

  2. What the fuck is a "Q" rating? Good Lord, you look like the product of a highly unnatural union between Cornelius in the original Planet of the Apes, and a dejected Ted Danson. I mean that in a good way…

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