if god had an answer machine — Then you could leave a message, cupcake. But He’s in conference right now.
thomas kinkade lawsuit — Can you really sue for that?
top-down and bottom-up terror theory of Richard Rubenstein — You might want to ask Richard Rubenstein.
how much is an ounce of weed — It’s pricy. But it’s really good shit.
CRACK MACHINE — Look buddy, weed is one thing. What kind of blog do you think this is?
you have nothing to lose but your chains — You using those chains?
And not just f–k machine, oh no, but
how does a f–k machine work — You really need to come here to figure that out?
(Update: They improve! Today alone brings provocative ill-timed and internationally illegal actions and new economic policy lenin lesson plans, to which no comment of mine could do justice.)